Inept Guides: Stir Fry Cooking Time!
Friday, September 4th, 2009 at
1:52 pm
and about a minute and a half to scoff down your hungry throat. Lovely jubbly. I never intended to do this, I just decided mid-cooking that I'd record it to make the entire cooking process slightly less tedious, hence certain things are already half-cooked etc. Windows Movie Maker has also stretched the video width-ways so the aspect ratio is out too. Anyway it's all a load of nonsense really so don't take it too seriously folks. ... inept guides how to cook pork stir fry jamie oliver ken ...
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None. Chinese is best with a cold beer in my experience. Something refreshing to wash the lovely food down with.
su—-fucking–perb ..
wasn’t there a Hong Kong Phooey game on the zx spectrum ? seems apt to do a review after that chinky (hey that’s racist lol)
Yes there was such a game, but it was dire. Not sure I want to go through the hell of playing that — or any of the other Hanna Barbera cartoon themed games on the system. They were all pretty crap if I recall, except for maybe Potsworth and Co.
I loved the ‘explosion’ when you mixed the mange tout & sweetcorn. Watch out Keith Floyd!
Lol, I think I was going to say sarcastically ‘look at the explosion of colours’ but I got distracted when I decided I should have maybe chopped the sweetcorn up first. Not that it makes any real difference. This is cooking by the seat of your pants. Anything can happen!
Well you certainly look quite the chef there, i love your style!
You’ve not seen me try to cook Chicken Tikka Masala yet, there are pyrotechnics, smoke alarms and flaming hair all over the place. More extreme action than a Chuck Norris movie!
I love the old tikka masala dish, i imagine anything goes when doing that one Collie. I can do a mean cheese on toast with beans on top, christ all this beers making me hungry
Beer? It’s Vodka Redbull you want at this time chap! Or I do. It’s not even 10pm and I am cream crackered. Not got the constitution for this kind of thing any more. I was going to upload some videos of me talking shite before I walk 20 minutes to the local pub, only my phone won’t connect to my PC and I want to curl up and sleep for 60 years and wake up in a brave new world where everyone looks like Smurfs and Facebook is banned forever.
You’re right I’m on Biere speciale (2.79 for 8 bottles 500ml x2) plus a Leffe beer for starters. I could do with a sweet drink thats for sure. Wifes gone to see sister nr straford on avon (or is that upon), so I will catch up on some 80’s rock whiles shes out. Local sounds good, I dont do facebook!
Shame we don’t have some kind of chat session with some of the regular piss-heads and commentators that make comments here, be a laugh. Perhaps everyone should invade the Retromaniacs website (which is the only site off the top of my head that has a chat room) and talk drunken gibberish all night until their regulars log off in disgust, whereby we proclaim ourselves as rulers of the known universe or something.
Indeed, that’s why I mention it during the video!
lol good idea, perhaps have a good old drink up somewhere near Reading (just on top of my head!) or even Porthcawl, Wales where they do the annual Elvis Convention.. would be fun. Spectrum fans, commodore fans, Amstrad bods – its got to be an idea
I’m not travelling further than my front door, unless I have to. Or Lincoln, where my lovely ladyfriend currently presides when she is not crying her poor heart out when I leave her to return home to the Fens, bless her.
Eh? Deleted my own blasted reply ffs. Something about charm school and Terry Thomas and I’ll not ignore your request for a review if you have one as I do other requests, especially the dodgy man-on-man ones or something. Where’s that serving wench, for I require fetch more drink please.
err, thats a hard one Collie. I just dont know what to choose but its got to be Fallout 3, as much as I loved Booty, renegade & dungeon master on ST.. you are a legend, also got some Keane ’somewhere only we now ‘playing, frig im pissed
Well I won’t be playing FO3, I don’t have a PC up to date enough to play it. My PC is falling apart and going wrong on a daily basis – hell only hours earlier I almost went for a total reinstallation of XP. Booty I’ve reviewed but yet to upload, Renegade is a bit too much like Target Renegade I reviewed many moons ago and Dungeon Master is as exciting as the old Teletext test pages that said nothing in particular. Ooh I got a phone call…..
No-one deletes replies more often than Mark! Have some convinction man!
Une peanut oil collie much nicer for wok antics
Quite hungry now after watching that
Cor that looks bloody lovely !!
yeah was a bit drink, and didnt want to offend – I had to collie
that was entertaining, you should do some more guides
wonder if i’m the only one who got the of&h joke at the beginning?